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Math
- Why did the math teacher get rid of the talkative parrot?
He couldn’t sum it up.
2. Why don’t trapezoids take selfies?
They don’t always have a right angle
3. What do you call a student who can solve for x on Monday but not on Tuesday?
Variable
4. Why is the letter ” y” in rehab?
Y depends on X
5. What do you call two teachers who grade the same student?
Coefficients
6. Why do equations never argue?
Whatever happens to one side, they do to the other.
Science
1. Why do tectonic plates always argue?
Every one of them is sure it’s somebody else’s fault.
2. What do you call a lawbreaking clue named Shon?
A con-clue-Shon.
3. What did the science teacher say to the student bakers?
Eukaryotes (You carry oats)
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